Hi i'm Kyle. i'm 17 and I am currently in a relationship with the prettiest girl in the world (rememberthenonsense). We have been together for 1 YEAR and we are very happily in love c:
I guess you could say I'm an artist. I don't particularly like to draw or paint, but I write as many songs, or poems, or short stories as I feel like writing. I have a few songs out right now on my facebook page https://www.facebook.com/KyleRamirezMusic and I have the songs that I wrote and sang for my old band below. please feel free to leave asks or fan mail or follow c:

 

*turns to friend*

Thats all I know

*continues singing*

bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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dangerouspoetry:

lilianjoy:

dangerouspoetry:

phycin:

dangerouspoetry:

when you’re about to get deported

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What?

when you’re about to get deported

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I still don’t get it

when you’re about to get deported

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pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

katteryuzaki:

super-who-locked-in:

akakioga:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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woah look at how many

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this post has though

no

(Source: rlngabel)

lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

anit0227:

lovejoyjohnlock:

as-a-matter-of-fart:

not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS PERSON.

it looks like the b horror movie shot with the killers hand in the shot.

anit0227:

lovejoyjohnlock:

as-a-matter-of-fart:

not-pizza:

It hurts even from here

I would fucking murder that person

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS PERSON.

it looks like the b horror movie shot with the killers hand in the shot.

(Source: primadonis)

doctortveit:

things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah

(Source: hectorstaco)